Our run started from KFC’s newly renovated house and backyard and 27 runners decided to go for it. But I must say hash is getting lazy, a lot of people turning up only 2 min before 6pm…Anyway KFC told us there would be a piss stop and he gave the location to the walkers and some runners, so at least you knew you would get a cold drink after a hot run/walk. It went to Marrara stadium and around the block and it was well marked with yellow tape. We even had some tape from Mango’s run left, so in fact it was double marked. And so it was no surprise even Guest managed not to get lost on the way. The drink stop was at the Pints Club car park and if my memory serves me right it was a cola/rum/something mix provided in more or less clean cups and served by Not Yet. Most runners were back by 7pm and gathered around some outdoor benches.

BACK AT THE TRAILER
No Trailer but the luxury of sitting around in a brand new backyard and having a cold drink.

THE BOOZE
VB, a few Melbourne Bitter and Cascade Light stubbies.

THE CIRCLE
We couldn’t believe it but our GM was back in town (only for a week but still..)

DOWN DOWNS

First Down Down went to MotherF because our GM had never seen him before and thought it was a new runner, so he got a “Meet the GM” down down. Browneye was asked to comment on the run but he only remembered it was set on yellow tape and had a piss stop. I think even a goldfish can beat this memory span. Sexon had no Hash shirt but didn’t want to have a down down… We had a combined DD for Braman (choosing the shortest month for his sober time), Whorenuts (for loosing his push bike saddle) and Mango (driving around with his truck and our orange esky including beer for a week). Combined down downs Newies, Returners, Visitors – Nobody
Chook Fucker – CBD was missing in Action. He was out trying to impress women with his flashy uniform. Jokes - KFC about recruitment tests for the police, Barbwire about funny farts and Gonzo with a shitty joke GM had new shoes but he told us he bleached them with “shoe bleach”, so I asked Google god and he never heart of shoe bleach but you can use color save bleach powder…or just do a down down for your new shoes.

The Circle finished AT 8.07pm.

THE TUCKER Chili con carne, chips/ rice

THE HARES – KFC and NotYet

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