We knew it, Toejob’s little evil personality struck again. But let’s start from the beginning. 26 runners desperate for a cold keg beer started at 6.04pm for a nice evening run. What they didn’t know was Toejob watched too many survival shows and had a pretty good idea what would be really uncomfortable. It started with a well taped bush run trough a lot of spear grass. You hardly cold see anyone in front of you. Meanwhile Barbwire took all walkers including Guest on a nice walk on a walking path with just a bit of nature. But runners had the task to “cross” nearly 800m of an underwater area. Knee deep water was not enough there was also a lot of bush, grass and so legs high up, praying for the light at the end of this adventure was the only way of “running”. I think I saw a lot of happy faces afterwards and people telling me how they survived this “torture”. Some even classified it as the worst run ever. But I must saw if Headjob survived it and made it through you really shouldn’t complain about you getting a bit wet and doing some more exercise then usual. Last men back at 7.15pm.

BACK AT THE TRAILER
Keg beer and Cascade Light was waiting

THE BOOZE
VB keg and Cascade Light stubbies.

THE CIRCLE
Started with Barbwire asking for attention.

DOWN DOWNS
First Down Down went to WISITOR. General brought him along and I think he has a different hash name but he introduced himself as “THE WISITOR”. GM offered us a long story about his poor son and all the effort of setting the run and told us how shocked he was that we had some short cutters who actually went back when they saw a hill and water. So he gave them a down down (Shitlid, OBE, Sir Animal, Monkey and Braman).

Newies – The WISITOR

Returners – General with his special “how long do we have to look at this, hurry up General” dip test

Chook Fucker – Gonzo forgot the chook but still tried to name somebody without luck. He also offered some sort of chicken dance later on. Jokes - yes there were some..

The Circle finished AT 7.39pm.

THE TUCKER Sausages and Bread

THE HARES – Barwire, Guest and Toejob

on on run 1959