Est. 14 May 1973

 

PO Box 42951

Casuarina N.T. 0811

 

 Web – http://www.darwinhashhouseharriers.asn.au/

 

 

                DH3 Committee                   Name and Handle  

Grand Master (GM)                               Harry “Brahman” McSherry                                                                             

Vice GM                                                 Mark Nayda “Rhino”

On Sec                                                   Steve “Sir Willing” Wilmore – 0438866444

On Sec Apprentice                               Bill “LLL” Phelan

Religious Adviser (RA)                         Bill “Goose” Geiss – 89856104

Alter Boy                                                                “Corkboy”

Hash Booze                                            John “Barbwire” Hardy – 0417823853

Hash Booze Apprentice                        Chris “Toe Job” Hardy

Hash Cash                                               Tania “Dregs” Milsop – 89280734

Hash Cash Apprentice                           Steve Hanton “Qtr Off”

Trail Master                                           Andrew “Dingo”

Choir Master                                          Graham “Stakeout” Williams

Hash Haberdashers                               Dallas “Saint Physio” Graetz – 0409090425

Hash Horn                                              Brett “Fatboy -Slim” Hillas - 0419215315

Fine Master                                            Joe “Whorenuts” Stenhouse - 0414451115

 

Run 1760 – 29th May 2006

RUN

DATE

WHO

WHERE

1761

 

12/06/06

Whorenuts & Notyet

Aviation Institute

 

1762

19/06/06

???

?  

 

1763

26/06/06

????

?  

 

 

Run 1760… The Run:

Good turn out for Browneye’s first run for 2006, on blue tape from Britomart st through the streets of Alawa then onto Crickets old run, then on to Mormons last run…… the run was apparently too long and I wouldn’t really know as I found two older runs and went with those  anyway, as it was quicker. 

 

 

DOWN DOWNS & Fines:

 

Barbwire was first up, hash booze couldn’t organize a cold beer in a brewery!!!!  Forgot this and that and no-one organized food..???

 

Physio was up for talking during the circle so he showed off his doodle…AGAIN….. and got f@$@cked off before we saw anymore than one’s stomach can handle… but before this he also announced that all the money we raised out our auction will be sent over to Dili..$530.00 and we also now have the hash trailer registered and the missing wheel was thrown into the bushes last week by fatboy, I think Rhino salvaged it though. 

 

Fatboy – hash horn was up for not bringing his horn along, that’s just what having babies does to every man though!!!  The mormon was up for not bringing his horn along last year either…

 

Dili hasher was up to sing a rat trap song, pretty catchy tune…..

 

No worries was our only overseas returning runner, he got dacked while above the crowd… and I had to really hold myself to together, as I was quietly ill on the sidelines…….

 

Chook

 

Mash and the chook had a mandatory dinner to attend, and he is still embarrassed about his wild antics from the AGPU, I have photo’s and they are selling for around $50.00 a pop!!! See dotcom for more details….

 

New Runners

 

None……..

 

Returning Runners

 

A guy & girl from un peace keepers in Sudan…???? Highbeam, no worries, browneye.. Tabasco, and the dude that always falls of his motorbike..??

 

Hares – Goose, no food, no booze??? No run????  Whats the go?  We ended up in the end with red rooter and VB and lights to go round as the hash trailer seems to be obsolete!!!  Lets auction it off, no-one’s is going to use it!!!

 

Tucker – Red rooter, chips, chook and coleslaw

 

On On to Aviation Institute

 

 

 

 

 

Trivia

 

Mandorah has a local rag called ‘The Wagaitear’ and it seems that we got a mention.

“Secret is out.  Despite the sign, the gathering at the old caravan park near the pub was actually the Darwin Hash House Harriers AGPU (annual general piss-up) and it seemed like a good place to get away from everyone. 

 

Those who have ever been to a has AGPU would know why it’s not a good idea to have normal people anywhere within earshot.

 

But apart from a midnight nude run along the jetty and a few naked bodies in the pub pool, the event went off remarkably quietly”

 

Adverts:

 

Gunner was giving the KY bar over in Thailand a plug… ???? Just go there for a beer to be nice…

 

Don’t forget Kupang on the 22nd 23rd July, See Adult.dot.com for contact details

 

Gold Coast Airport marathon Sunday 2 July 2006.  Register online www.goldcoastmarathon.com.au or contact Ryan McDonald 07 55648733 or email ryan@goldcoastevents.com.au.. 

 

 

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.

 

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

 

Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.

 

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

 

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

 

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

 

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,

 

"You gonna tell him or should I?"