Sir Willpissed, the RA Emeritus and the best Hash Booze DH3 has ever had, turned up tonight for his first Darwin run in years. Sir Wellpissed and Tia Maria are doing the Grey Nomad thing.

OK, to the Run – A pack of about 30 turned up on the corner of Lee Point Road and Buffalo Creek Road on the second shortest day of the year.
St Physio sent the runners off in the direction of Buffalo Creek and the Walkers were sent on a 1km stroll to the Piss Stop at the end of the Lee Point Caravan Park.
The main run followed the fence line which marked the boundary of what is supposed to be a proposed new golf course at the back of the Lee Point Caravan Park. A few of the runners missed Physio’s tricky little double back inside the fence line and they short cut to the piss stop arriving about 6.30pm. The brighter Hashers found the trail and got to the Piss Stop at 6.45.
The Piss Stop of home made Tequila and Lemon Softdrink went down well. Then a 1.1km on on Home.   

BACK AT THE TRAILER
The trailer returned to the Hash. Pity there was no Jockey wheel.

THE BOOZE
The Usual CUB Stubbies etc
THE CIRCLE
At 1922hrs, GM Gash started the Circle with Choir Master, Gonzo.

DOWN DOWNS
The pack tried to fine the GM for losing the trail. Nope.
New Runners – Nil. However, Rhino got a down down because he has done more than walk a Hash run so he must be a new runner.  
Chook Fucker – Goose - No nomination again so did a down down
Visitors – See returners – Rooter from Dili Hash
Returning Runners – Rooter, Saint Wellpissed, George and Brownette.
Other Fines – Karaoke – Disrespect for the GM

JOKES – KFC told a good one about a bloke having $40.00 ‘cos someone had spewed on his shirt and pooed in his trousers.

The Circle finished about 1940hrs

THE TUCKER – Traditional Snags with bread, Marge, Tomato and CHILI sauce

THE HARES – Physio OK run, good piss stop and the usual Snags. .

on on run 1919